Indeed! Driven by my curiosity to know what about doggie treats drives canines crazy and my desire to sample a healthy, low fat, low calorie, peanut butter-flavored, packing peanut-textured morsel, I took it upon myself to taste test Pup Corn. The verdict? Read the article to find out!

Also, in A Crayon Haiku #30, we witness yet another example of poor advertising at work. Perhaps Wendy's meant to suggest the connection between hunger for food and hunger for... something else... that we briefly touched on in the previous entry? I dunno. 😛

Anyway, ENJOY! Ja ne, minna-san.

And now, a rare WESOTERIC post about relationships! YAY!

Having observed a number of dates via television shows and having read a number of failed date blog entries, I've noticed that one of the most prevalent reasons that an otherwise good date doesn't lead to a romantic relationship is that there just isn't that *spark* -- that sexual attraction, that aching desire to molest the other person and use his/her delectable body for one's pleasure and gratification -- for at least one of the parties. Even when the two parties really get along and hit it off personality-wise, the decision may be made during the second or even first date that the two should simply be friends rather than try to force something that just isn't there. That is, even in the face of a highly compelling reason to continue to pursue a romantic relationship, the initial absence of something so insignificant as conscious sexual attraction (note the italicized word; we'll come back to that later) is enough to halt any further attempts to make progress on that front. Because there's no spark.

I think this is a mistake. (more...)

Hey all! Hope you had a great weekend. I'll say a few words about mine in a bit, but first, let's kick things off off with a new Scary-Crayon Spectare article -- a short review of Lavender! Assuming you've never heard of it, it's about a grieving aromatherapist who learns to love again when an angel moves in with her. It's pretty cute, even with all of the weirdness in the film -- weirdness like the angel's shoe fetish and the woman's flamboyantly gay, afro wig-wearing neighbor. Anyway, read the review here! Also, in the categories section of the blog, I've added one for film! All future film-related commentary, including SC articles and blogged thoughts, then, will be grouped accordingly. Yay! (more...)

Nothing to report here -- this week has been really chill due to the fact that my supervisor only came in on Wed. So with so little to do, I've mostly been spending my time surfing the web and answering e-mails! This kind of thing recently landed TAB in trouble (read all about it!), but it's no problem here -- in fact, earlier today, all of the female employees (including HGWA) in our office and even a few from other offices stood crowded around a single monitor, hooting and watching a PowerPoint slideshow featuring photo after photo of buff, shirtless guys. Yet nobody gives me any attention whatsoever! Not that I particularly want it from them (with a few exceptions...), but it's still discouraging. Sigh. (more...)

Wow, this Friday the 13th kinda snuck up on me! So in lieu of that movie review I mentioned before (which will appear on the site next week), today we've got a special FRIDAY THE 13TH Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash starring Casey Jones and the Malebolgia! By the way, have I ever mentioned how much I like that Malebolgia figure? 'Cause I really like that thing. Cost me $3, it did. <3

Ja ne, minna-san. 🙂