Yes! We'll have two more pieces later today, but in the meantime here's Scary-Crayon's first ever music CD review and our final adventure with the honorable Red Lobster! Hopefully those two pieces will keep you entertained until Kain and Wild Boar Alien return this afternoon! 😀

So. Several things have changed in the week or so it's been since my last post that wasn't primarily a Scary-Crayon notice. (By the way, the one-year anniversary is tomorrow! STAY TUNED!) Wednesday was my last official day of work at the community college, so now I'm back down to one part-time job for the time being. Mixed feelings about that -- yeah, I did like a few of the people with whom I worked there, and the job certainly paid more than the bookstore job (and was a little less infuriating, in part for that reason), but at the same time I can use the extra time I'll have to start getting some things in order. Not having to wake up at 5AM or ride public transportation will be nice too. So yeah, I'll have less money (a lot less money, actually) but more time to relax. (more...)

Bacardi returns to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16! Also, the Site Talk block on the content pages has been updated -- last call for fan/reader testimonials! So if you've enjoyed our content, feel free to send us an anecdote about how you first came to the site, words about your favorite article, etc., or even a photo of yourself posing with a crayon or action figgah or something! Thanks, and we hope you continue to enjoy SC as it begins its second year of operations! 🙂

Assuming you enjoyed the site during its first year, anyway.

So I said to my highly attractive co-worker, "Yeah, I think I'd like to be cremated too. I don't know about having my ashes spread over green fields and the ocean and whatnot, though. I think I'd rather be kept in an urn or something, but with a curse put on it so that I could return if certain conditions were fulfilled. For instance: If it snowed on two dragonflies mating in a bush, I could come back and do, uh, nasty things to people."

Liberate me ex inferis!