Bacardi returns to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16! Also, the Site Talk block on the content pages has been updated -- last call for fan/reader testimonials! So if you've enjoyed our content, feel free to send us an anecdote about how you first came to the site, words about your favorite article, etc., or even a photo of yourself posing with a crayon or action figgah or something! Thanks, and we hope you continue to enjoy SC as it begins its second year of operations! 🙂

Assuming you enjoyed the site during its first year, anyway.

So I said to my highly attractive co-worker, "Yeah, I think I'd like to be cremated too. I don't know about having my ashes spread over green fields and the ocean and whatnot, though. I think I'd rather be kept in an urn or something, but with a curse put on it so that I could return if certain conditions were fulfilled. For instance: If it snowed on two dragonflies mating in a bush, I could come back and do, uh, nasty things to people."

Liberate me ex inferis!

I presently have the urge to cut myself to ribbons, get drunk, smash up a bunch of glass and shit, and shave off my hair and eyebrows. And then pass out. Someone please rescue me from my life. Thanks.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15 is up! Take that, "Alias" fans! ;P