Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
May 27, 2005
And now, Crayon Poetry Corner.
Category: SC Updates

Crayon Poetry Corner #11 is up! Enjoy, minna-san! And if I don't write something before then, y'all have a great weekend, mmmkay? And if I vanish off the face of the earth or am horribly murdered, y'all be sure to have super-duper lives! 🙂

-posted by Wes | 12:47 am | Comments (8)
May 25, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41!
Category: SC Updates

That's right, folks, it's time for another Dusty Plastic HELL Hot Flash over at Scary-Crayon! I honestly had no idea what to do for tonight's update, but somehow or another after several hours of pondering and photographing and graphic manipulation (you wouldn't think so, would you?) I ended up with the 41st Hot Flash. I'm really going to regret staying up so late to finish the comic when I'm nearly dying at work tomorrow (I have to be awake in a fucking hour!), so I bloody hope you enjoy it! 😡 Ja.

-posted by Wes | 3:59 am | Comments (5)
May 24, 2005
Let's do the time warp again...
Category: Miscellany

This woman who looks like Renee Zellweger just walked by! There's also this fairly attractive oldish woman (maybe late 40s, early 50s) in the lobby with really pretty black and silver hair -- I bet she was really hot when she wore a younger woman's clothes. And on that note...

11 years ago...

In the process of searching in vain for an old Muppet Babies Gonzo Happy Meal toy to star in the Scary-Crayon Muppets in Oz review, I came across some old photos of myself in younger days, among which were some of the shots used in my middle school yearbook. I'd forgotten I had these, and I don't at all remember how I got them, though given the fact that some of them feature some of the girls who were thought to be the hottest in the school with me nowhere in sight, I'm thinking I must've traded something pretty awesome for them. (more...)

-posted by Wes | 12:47 am | Comments (9)
May 23, 2005
I wonder.
Category: Miscellany

Nothing profound tonight, just an idle thought.

In a recent post, I noted that the girl who answered the phone and took my order at the Chinese restaurant sounded absolutely precious. And since my jobs as of late have required me to answer a lot of phones and make a lot of calls and leave a lot of messages, I wonder if anyone hangs up the phone after hearing my voice and says, "Wow, that guy sounded pretty cute!"

I doubt it.

-posted by Wes | 11:36 pm | Comments (6)
Over the rainbow and into Hell.

The Muppets are doomed.

So I caught the last hour of The Muppets' Wonderful Wizard of Oz on Friday night -- and bloody hell it was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. Really, Disney, what the fuck were you thinking?!?! Anyway, Scary-Crayon's got the full review, so check it out!

And if you're left wanting more Scary-Crayon Wizard of Oz related goodness when you finish, be sure to check out our review of The Wizard of Oz for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Ja! 😀

-posted by Wes | 12:10 am | Comments (10)