Here it is, an article months in the making -- a full review of Best Friend Colton. And I hope you enjoy it! 'Cause maybe it's just me, but this one strikes me as a little lacking, inspiration-wise... but I guess it's hard for me to enjoy anything given how I've been feeling lately. Meh. (more...)

Well, I was halfway through this post when Firefox decided to crash on me. So I lost it. And I'm pissed. Therefore, the rewrite of this post won't be half as interesting as the original was. Hell, I'm not even going to try to make it as interesting as the original. It can't be done. So even if you're pleased with what follows, remember that the original was better. And blame Firefox for stealing your one opportunity to read it. Curse you, Firefox. (more...)

HI! Hope everyone's doing better than I am.

I attended an interview and information session with Vector Marketing today. Perhaps you've heard of them. They market CUTCO cutlery products -- good stuff too. The demonstration included the interviewer cutting a penny into a corkscrew with a pair of CUTCO scissors, not to mention cutting through thick ropes with single swipes and extra clean cuts. Still, I don't think selling knives is my thing... and besides, there would be issues with transportation since the job would require me to go to people's houses to show off the merchandise. But I didn't want to do it anyway. Meh. (more...)

It's true, it's true! Crayon Poetry Corner #4 is up for your enjoyment. Also, I'm trying out a new header graphic on the main page. Eventually I'm planning to draw something for that spot -- either entirely on the PC or by hand and scanned -- but in the meantime this'll do just fine. For the new post, I'm leaning towards all PC graphics, just because they look so odd, though I may make use of some preexisting drawings too (like THE CAT WITH HANDS, even some older childhood works), so we'll see how that turns out. Whenever I get around to it, anyway. For now, you get a bunch of monsters and crap. w00t.

So. Crayon Poetry Corner #4. New main page graphic. Ja for now.

I didn't get back from work until 11:40.

Somehow, I lost my watch.

I am tired and hungry.

And my ass hurts.

And it's too late for a drink.

But I think I'll have one anyway.

And ice cream.

Which will melt.

Because my life is Hell.