Seriously, I want to like, make out with her and stuff.

Given a recent comment on another one of my posts by "Anonymous Jewish Girl", I'm going to do another quick post on breast sizes. While I'm at it, I figure I might as well address TAB's response to the previous entry. He writes:

When Sarah (whose last name is "Ackerman", by the way. Not "Hackerman") brought up her cousin, it seemed more in good fun than anything. I disagree with your analysis today, Wes. You seem to be taking the spirit of the whole discussion out of context. That's my opinion.

My response: What are you talking about? In this post, I was referring to Sarah's comment about guys consistently mentioning her breast size. She wrote, "I don't want to even tell you guys how many men have outright asked me what my breast size is. Do guys think this is going to score them a second date? Do guys think this is a complement? Or that it turns me on?" That was what I was addressing here, as well as the behavior of Dave's friend on the date described in his latest post. Sarah also wrote a similar comment with respect to that post. I wasn't talking about you guys' comments about Sarah's cousin's breasts -- my point in bringing that up several posts ago was that finding a Jewish girl is at least a little important to you guys. Otherwise you wouldn't be using JDate! But that's another issue. Point being: Today's song wasn't about you and the discussion of Sarah's cousin, TAB, so don't go getting defensive. 😛

(Unless, of course, you've commented on the size of a girl's breasts while on a date, in which case I challenge you to explain your actions!)

And I'm well aware of Miss Hackerman's last name -- I just think it's more fun to picture her as a happy-go-lucky axe-wielding gal. 😉

And now to Anonymous Jewish Girl, who writes, "Hmmph. Guys never ask ME that... Maybe 30AA isn't impressive."

My question: How do these double cup sizes work? The numbers part I get, but what's the difference between an AA cup and a B cup? A DD cup and an E cup? Is there even an E cup? I hear a lot about DD and F cups, but never E cups. What gives? Anyway, AJG, maybe you should be glad that guys don't ask you that question, since it's definitely rude and may indicate that they think you're a slut!

Oh, and do you have curly, dark brown hair? 😉

Ja!

Tamara wins the prize -- yesterday's and today's pics are indeed of Willow. More specifically, they're of vampire Willow during her visit to our timeline in "Dopplegangland" (Buffy 3:16). Willow was played by Alyson Hannigan. Natch, the blue dye job is my "improvement." And yes, Liz #2, I do like her, but she's famous and also married -- to the guy who played Wesley, no less! Perhaps in another lifetime. 😉

Mira Sorvino is hot too, Mickey. I thought she was particularly delectable in The Replacement Killers!

And regarding Miss Hackerman's comment, I found that to be pretty surprising about the boobs, and even more surprising having read Dave's latest entry -- apparently it's not that uncommon for a guy to comment on the size of a girl's breasts when speaking directly to her! I really can't fathom that. I can only think of one instance in which I commented on the size of a girl's breasts to her face, and it was a pal I hadn't seen for a while and I think she said something about looking different and possibly having put on a little weight -- and I wasn't hitting on her and we're pretty safely in the friends zone on both ends, so yeah. But as far as potential romantic prospects go? I mean, I'm sure I've seen a few attractive girls whose voluptousness didn't go unnoticed, but I can't imagine saying anything like that to them. That's rude! However, there are girls who would be flattered and even turned on by comments like that -- namely, sluts -- and since most guys probably want sluts, they talk to all women like those women are their ideals. I mean, I'm sure there are girls who would dump a guy for not commenting on her breasts, and nobody wants to be the loser who didn't score with the slut! Maybe guys think you're slutty, Miss Hackerman. 😉

On the other hand, guys, would you be turned off if a girl said something about having noticed the size of your biceps -- or even your penis? Probably not. So maybe these rude boys are just treating women like they'd like to be treated. Worth thinking about!

By the way, for my part, as far as physical stuff goes, I think I ultimately care more about hair than I do about bra sizes. I've been into a few Jewish girls, but they all had curly, dark brown hair -- and I really like curly, dark brown hair. Could've cared less about the other stuff.

Blue hair is better, though!

Off to the fucking bookstore now. 🙁

Okay, so given the popularity and interest in this topic (TAB's response to my post on the subject netted a whopping 125 comments) and more importantly because I was planning to write a little more about it anyway and respond to a few points, we're going to revisit the subject of DATING. So let's have a go at it, then. (more...)