So... goofy new category! I can think of several older posts that would make for appropriate entries (here's one), but rather than retroactively adding them to the category I think I'll just revisit those lovely animated ladies at some point. Yay! Anyway, here's our first two-dimensional dreamboat:

Name: Kiddy Phenil
Height: 166 cm (5'5")
Weight: Unknown
Blood Type: B
Eye Color: Purple
Birthplace: Australia
Birthdate: 10/4/2005
Series: Silent Mobius

After she was fatally wounded in pursuit of a rampaging megadyne cyborg, Mega-Tokyo police officer Kiddy Phenil opted to become a cyborg herself in order to destroy the being responsible for her transformation into a sexy super-strong cybernetic hottie an undesirable freak who can never live a normal life. Of course, no cyborg lass goes unwanted in any anime for long, so several episodes into "Silent Mobius" Kiddy hooks up with the jerkiest guy she can find. See, most men are understandably intimidated by a woman who routinely punches holes in concrete walls, but Kiddy likes a man remains unafraid of her and "treats her like an equal" (read: shit) even after she brutally kicks his ass multiple times. (more...)

Last night, I dreamed that I was sitting at the kitchen table when I noticed these two really huge spiders approaching me. Not normal daddy long legs huge or even tarantula huge -- we're talking swollen grapefruits with eight cigar-thick hairy legs huge. And I wasn't so much freaked out as I was annoyed by their presence, because apparently these enormous spiders had accosted me before.

"Fuck," I said, "it's these things again."

I tried stomping on them, but for some reason I was unable to do so despite them being as big as my feet. When they began to climb the chair, I stood, shook them back onto the floor, and swung a black tarpaulin over them. I then went to the tool drawer, retrieved a hammer, and waited at the edge of the tarp for them to emerge so that I could smash their furry heads in.

After minutes of waiting, I removed the tarpaulin to find that they had vanished. The moment I made this discovery, however, I heard a squeak from behind -- and I whirled to see a large (think Ben-sized), fat white mouse zipping around the house. So quite naturally I began diving after the thing with the hammer, smashing dent after dent into the floor as I repeatedly tried and failed to kill the damned thing. (more...)

Kuchisake-onna on Wikipedia

Google image search for "kuchisake onna"

YouTube video about the Kuchisake-onna

I'd kinda like to make a custom figure of her, actually! I'd just need the right base figure, a miniature surgical mask... and a tiny pair of scissors.

You're supposed to be on top of the pillow, little dude! 😛