Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
February 4, 2004
Where we call trash by name.
Category: Serious

This just in:

According to one visitor to the site, Scary-Crayon is "like the site of a fifteen-year-old kid." That visitor found it "disturbing" that the site would belong to a "grown man." (more...)

-posted by Wes | 11:02 pm | Comments (0)
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

I was planning to save the update until Thursday, but I'm bored, and what the hell, it's a somewhat lengthy piece anyway. This time, SC takes a look at Maury's "I'm Madly In Love With My Complete Opposite". We call it Maury's OPPOSITE COUPLES OF DOOM. Enjoy...

-posted by Wes | 12:57 pm | Comments (0)
Fallout shelter
Category: Miscellany

The first part of this morning post comes to you courtesy of Matt of X-Entertainment, who in the X-E blog has posted a "poll" of sorts (it's not really a poll; more like a question, really), asking readers what they would take with them in the event that disaster struck and they were forced to retreat into a fallout shelter of their own design. My answer to the question is below, in its entirety: (more...)

-posted by Wes | 10:00 am | Comments (0)
February 3, 2004
Toys blah blah
Category: Miscellany
Welcome hom, April!

April O'Neil has come home. And at 1/2 off, too! Good deal. (more...)

-posted by Wes | 6:57 pm | Comments (0)
February 2, 2004
January, February, March, May...waitasecond...
Category: SC Updates

WHERE'S APRIL?!?!?!?!?!?

So I always knew this, but today I was thinking about some of the potential pieces I can do with all of the toys I've got lying around when the horror of the fact struck me with a sudden terrifying urgency -- I don't own an April O'Neil figure! From my computer seat, by simply turning my head and leaning around a bit, I can spot two Michaelangelos (new spelling) and three Raphaels, and off the top of my head I know I've got at least five versions of every Turtle -- and probably more. Hell, I've even got three Bebops (only one Rocksteady as far as I can remember, though). What the hell would I need three Bebops for? And not one April! (more...)

-posted by Wes | 4:37 am | Comments (0)