Yep, what the title says. A Random Lunch #0 has been posted. Enjoy, mail me comments, as you like. (more...)

Every vent in the house is choo-ing like a locomotive and the air smells of heated metal and burning crumbs.

Perhaps the house is about to explode. (more...)

I am not optimistic about the persuasive ability of the essay that follows. I do hope that, at the very least, it may encourage people to devote some attention to matters that previously did not concern them, and I hope that they may reevaluate the meaning of some terms that they are apt to throw around on a daily basis as if these terms have significance -- but which ultimately may not, if other beliefs that they hold ring true. That is, if truth has any real meaning. It is my conviction that it does, though I think it may be futile to attempt to convince others of that. Nevertheless, I will try. (more...)

This just in:

According to one visitor to the site, Scary-Crayon is "like the site of a fifteen-year-old kid." That visitor found it "disturbing" that the site would belong to a "grown man." (more...)

I was planning to save the update until Thursday, but I'm bored, and what the hell, it's a somewhat lengthy piece anyway. This time, SC takes a look at Maury's "I'm Madly In Love With My Complete Opposite". We call it Maury's OPPOSITE COUPLES OF DOOM. Enjoy...