Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
May 3, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

And now, Crayon Poetry Corner.

YES. Crayon Poetry Corner #3, entitled "Grass Cutting in the Dark", details the frustration of being made to mow the lawn in the darkness of night. How would I know that? Well, late Friday evening, my mother decided that she absolutely wanted the grass cut before Saturday -- and who else was going to do it? -- so I got out there and started mowing...and before too long I found myself laboring in the dark. Woo. Also, this one's a villanelle! You'll see when you read it, but for more information on villanelles, go here -- that's where I got my info. I wasn't familiar with villanelles at all until the other day; while browsing short story markets I came across a publication that doesn't take poetry submissions "except villanelles." I'm thinking it was a joke -- who writes villanelles anyway these days? did anyone ever write them much? -- but I'm still going to send them two with whatever story I choose to submit. Yep, in addition to this one, I wrote two others. I may even try to write up a third for them in the next couple of days. 😀

I'll have more to say later (my Saturday kinda sucked), but for now, enjoy Crayon Poetry Corner #3. Ja!

-posted by Wes | 3:29 am | Comments (0)
April 30, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

I know, I know -- I meant to have this up yesterday. I'm an hour late. Sorry. 🙁

Hopefully the content of the article will make up for it -- believe me when I tell you I put a lot of work into this one. And not just because I literally had to eat poop for it. No, really. See for yourself, as Scary-Crayon reviews Oops a-Daisy and Porky Pooper! Enjoy. (more...)

-posted by Wes | 1:10 am | Comments (0)
April 29, 2004
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Category: Toys
CLASSIC Teen Titans, GO!!!

The monkey made me order it. DAMN YOU, GREEN GAR MONKEY!!!!!!

And once again...

And goodbye, little story! Good luck in the void! See you in a month or two.

New article sometime later today. Like, after I've slept (soooo tired). The pics I took for it are awful, but somehow, given the subject matter, I think that's quite appropriate. See you then!

-posted by Wes | 12:21 am | Comments (0)
April 27, 2004
THE CAT WITH HANDS
Category: Art
THE CAT WITH HANDS

The Cat With Hands is one of the creepiest short films I've ever seen -- hell, it's one of the creepiest things I've seen, period -- so I just had to draw my own. What do you think? Comment! (more...)

-posted by Wes | 5:21 am | Comments (0)
April 26, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

And now, Scary-Crayon brings you a review of The Little Mermaid. If you prefer blondes to redheads and hate musicals, this is the version you want to see. Enjoy!

Also, I added Anne-Marie's blog to the links. I used to know an Anne-Marie back in high school. Or wait, maybe her name was Mary-Anne? Yeah, I think that's it... Whatever her name was, she was kinda cute. Really dizzy though; one day during Physics lab she went on and on about her breasts and how she came to the conclusion that they should have names, and then how she went about choosing names for each of them. Yeah, that was an interesting day...

Alright, go read about The Little Mermaid! See ya next time. 😉

-posted by Wes | 12:59 am | Comments (0)