Yes, I'm still awake. Finally got a path cleared so that I could exit my room, but the place is still a messssss and it'll probably take me ages to go through and get it all cleaned up, if I ever do. Ughghghgh. On the plus side, I found a lot of my old artwork, and I should be able to milk these piles of memories for quite a few SC articles. Yay.

Also, I found some PORN.

Now, I don't know where it came from. I know I didn't buy it, but it's in my closet, so my best guess is that these are some of the porn mags my college suitemates bought for me back when I turned 18 during freshman year. Either that or they're my dad's and they somehow got mixed in with my stuff; I dunno. Anyway, PORN! An issue of "Club International" and an issue of "Swank" magazine. So of course I opened 'em up and thumbed through 'em.

Y'know what? Porn is pretty fucking boring. Seriously. That was a few hours ago that I looked through them -- and page by page; it wasn't like I flipped to two or three pages and just stopped -- and already I don't even remember what was in the "Club International". I do remember what was in "Swank", but that's only because it was so blasted repetitive. Just photo after photo after photo after photo of women with their legs spread, holding their vaginas open with two fingers. Seriously, some pages had 12+ photos of the same woman doing this -- I'm thinking maybe if I cut out the pictures I could make a little flipbook of the woman moving around while she opens her vagina to different widths or whatever. Oh, and occasionally they had some lesbian shots of two women together while one opened her mouth and made for the other one's bare breasts with her tongue. I dunno -- I didn't find it arousing in the least. Like I said, it bored me.

But then, I've never found porn to be very stimulating. Sometimes it can be amusing (expect me to review some hentai anime on SC at some point), and sometimes it can even be interesting to see how they work the requisite multiple sexual encounters into the plot (Mystery of the Necronomicon was hilarious in this respect), but unless there's something really wacky or unusual about it it's usually pretty boring as far as I'm concerned. And as far as arousal goes, a photo like this will always do more for me than porn. And it's not even because I like Natalie Portman that much, 'cause I don't. I like sweaters. In fact, whoever models the raglans for the CafePress shops turns me on more than any porn actress ever will. Wanna see her? There ya go.

And since De linked to Doubledealer's Custom Figures yesterday, why don't you go and have a look at DD's custom Psylocke, 'cause she does more for me than porn. Seriously. Who needs porn when you've got fine plastic ass like that? That's pretty hot right there, I'll tell you what.

Alright, pleeeeeenty of stuff worthy of comment in this post. So do so! Comment! I'm going to sleep now.