...later today. I'm going to count it as Wednesday's update, but I promise it'll be up hours before the clock strikes twelve. Well, minutes. Sometime before. I can say this because I've almost got it finished right now. Any other night I'd just stay up the extra hour and get it done, but I'm due at work at 9 AM so I figure I'd better try to get five or so hours of sleep so I'm not totally dead. Anyway, start looking forward to that next one -- it's a shorter and less "out there" piece, so I think even casual fans will enjoy it. And if you haven't read last time's Campfire Stories review, you know where to click.

I almost cried again tonight. I really hope I'm not on the verge of a nervous breakdown or something. Wouldn't surprise me. Starting to hate one of my coworkers too. I really fucking hate that job.

Ja.

Yes, it did! In addition to a new background, we've got two new dishes for you to try in today's FRIDAY THE 13TH fright feast. Yum! For an appetizer, there's A Crayon Haiku: FRIDAY the 13th Edition. And then there's the main course -- a full and lengthy review of Campfire Stories! I literally stayed up allllll night long working on these things, so I hope you enjoy them. And do leave comments! I like comments.

It's funny that I used a food analogy for an update that has no food articles at all! Actually, no it's not. Not really. But I'm so tired that it's funny to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm thinking if I try to get a nap in there's no way I'll be able to wake up for work at 5, so I'll probably just end up watching more Cutey Honey and trying not to pass out. Anyway, ja.

So I've been watching more of Cutey Honey, which I've discovered is actually the New Cutey Honey. It says it right on there, but I apparently wasn't looking very closely and wouldn't have noticed if there hadn't been a few flashbacks containing stuff I haven't seen. But as I was watching, I was thinking, "Man, this animation is incredible for a 1970s cartoon!" Now it makes a little more sense, but still, those flashbacks are pretty well animated too. Or maybe they updated the flashbacks? I dunno. Either way, I'm interested in checking out the original Cutey Honey episodes (not sure where I'd get any, but I'll look into it), since I'm enjoying this new series so far. It's fun action with a bit o' chesecake. I like cheesecake. Three episodes in, I highly recommend it. (more...)

And it's about damned time, too. So today (or whenever), we cordially invite you to take a look at the Scary-Crayon review of Red Lobster's Hidden Treasure Pack! Hope you have as much fun reading this article as I did writing it. I think it turned out pretty well, too! For some reason, these late-night articles always strike me as much more entertaining than the ones I write during daylight hours. But maybe that's just me. 🙂

Who knows when I'll have the next piece up, but I'm hoping to have a spooky film review ready (not exactly sure which one it'll be yet, but I've narrowed it down to two or possibly four choices...) for the upcoming Friday the 13th. No promises, though.

Anyway, ja!

No, I don't have the latest Scary-Crayon piece for you yet -- I was planning to write it tonight (like, right about now), but I'd thought that I was closing tomorrow instead of working from 11-6, which is apparently what I'm scheduled for. Sorry 'bout that. For Monday, then. I promise.

Maybe. :/ (more...)