I just saw a commercial for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in which Morgan Freeman and a bunch of other people declared that St. Jude's will never never never never never never never stop searching for a cure for cancer. Never.

And I thought, "Never? Like, not even if they found one? Doesn't sound like they're too optimistic about succeeding."

Do you know what it's like to daily experience the things you hate most in all the world? And not only to experience them, but to have them forcefully shoved down your fucking throat during every waking minute not spent in complete and total isolation? In addition to being absolutely certain that it will ever end and having no hope whatsoever that anything could possibly happen to make life worth living in the face of this constant, daily battering, because there really is no possible way such a thing could ever occur -- at least not in this world, with things being as they are?

I hope that you never suffer this.

Why does God hate me?
Maybe I will find out soon!
When I hang myself.

Today, I got a fortune cookie with a message that read:

YOUR LOVE LIFE WILL BE HAPPY AND HARMONIOUS.

I laughed for like the next four minutes. Then I sighed and continued on with my miserable existence.

Also, I was watching "Celebrity Poker Showdown" earlier and have come to the conclusion that Lacey Chabert is just adorable.

...that Kim Possible's legs are thicker than her waist. Even the calves. I'm not sure whether to find that sexy or not. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be for real women, since no woman's waist could ever be that tiny. That would be (K)impossible! Not to mention unhealthy.

And how the hell does Drakken keep losing? I'd just snap her ass in half and be done with it. Oops, I broke your spine! 'Cause there's nothing but skin surrounding it at your midsection.

Also, Shego is totally hot. Way hotter than KP. I <3 Shego.