I may have to start doing multiple short posts instead of long posts every day to every few days. We'll see. For the moment, I'm so not in the mood to write about what the past two days at work have been like -- I'm off today and tomorrow, so perhaps at some point I'll share my tales of assholes THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. (more...)

ENTER THE CACTUS! At long last, Scary-Crayon reviews Naked Blood. Not sure if I'd recommend viewing at work, but there is a nice handy-dandy warning included in the article (for comedic effect, mostly, but it works as a legitimate warning too) right before the gruesome defining scene of the film, so theoretically you could read up to that point and then save the rest for home perusal. Or you could take a chance! Up to you. 🙂 (more...)

Hello, fright fans! Plans for tonight fell through, so I figured I'd get in a quick Friday night blog entry before I continue with the drinking (there's already been some swiggage from my $5.99 1.5L bottle of sweet vermouth -- nice stuff there) and maybe do a bit of cooking. I'd tell you what it is, maybe post some pics of the last time I made it (I didn't photograph the entire process, just the finale), but I hope to have it up on Scary-Crayon one day and I'd hate to spoil the surprise, so I won't (it's truly a Wes original -- the product of my boredom and desire to use ingredients one night that year I had an illegal hot plate in my dorm room). Speaking of SC, hopefully I'll get some work done on that next article either tonight or tomorrow. Ideally I'd put it up Sunday, except we never really get that many visits on Sundays -- not that we get tons on other days either, at least not lately -- so it probably wouldn't hurt if I left it for Monday. Anyway. (more...)

We begin this fanservice post with a new drawing...

CATS WITH HANDS!!!

Yep, more CATS WITH HANDS. Ph33r them. (more...)

For tonight/tomorrow's update, we've got reviews of two Krispy Kreme menu items -- the Frozen Original Kreme Blend and the Caramel Kreme Crunch. The short version? They're not all that hot. Read the review to find out more! (more...)