Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
April 1, 2006
April Fool's Day on Scary-Crayon!
Category: SC Updates

Sorry, I mean Disney-Crayon.

-posted by Wes | 4:25 am | Comments (2)
March 24, 2006
Audio post: Explain this to me.
Category: Audio

Seriously -- inquiring minds want to know. This latest audio post is like three and a half minutes, but the tone isn't quite as irate as the last one. It was kind of irritating to see, but I was more confused and weirded out than anything else.

-posted by Wes | 11:21 pm | Comments (5)
March 23, 2006
I read your blogs!
Category: Miscellany

No, really -- I went down my blogroll and read at least the latest entry in every blog and in most cases the last two or three. I commented where I had something to say. In some cases, I wrote quite a lot. Thanks to Sam, I also learned about yeti crabs, which are totally awesome. Aren't you proud of me? I knew you would be. By the way, does anyone know what has happened to Parizad? My link appears to be dead. :/

Okay, later.

-posted by Wes | 9:24 pm | Comments (3)
March 22, 2006
I had a dream...
Category: Dreams

...that I was at an amusement park and one of the attractions was this live action Superman show starring Winona Ryder as Lois Lane. I wanted to go talk to her after the show, but earlier my pants had gotten wet in the water park and I didn't want her to think I'd wet myself, so I kept my distance for the time being. I woke up before they finished drying. 🙁

Oh, and here's a question for you -- before today, did the GO button for the archives selector to the right fall down to the next line on your display? It didn't on my desktop, but it did on the laptop, which doesn't make a ton of sense seeing as how I'm using the same browser and the same version of that browser over here, but eh. Anyway, I fixed that because it annoyed me.

But not as much as not getting to chat with Winona Ryder.

-posted by Wes | 6:23 pm | Comments (1)
March 20, 2006
Audio post: Fuck ET.
Category: Audio

That's "Entertainment Tonight", not Spielberg's little alien. I love that guy.

Anyway, the audio file is here. It's nothing over-the-top or excessive, but there is some bad language in this 1:19 post, so you know what not to do if that kind of thing offends you. When I started recording I was planning to go on to discuss the way that people's preoccupation with celebrities causes them to ignore and neglect other important things in their lives (yesterday I noted that although my mother goes to church on Sundays, she spends her entire week going on and on and on and on about Oprah and other such bullshit), but then I got kinda frustrated and decided to cut it short. I feel like making things explode.

All for now -- ja ne, minna-san.

-posted by Wes | 8:14 pm | Comments (1)