Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
March 12, 2005
In my world, there are people in chains...
Category: Miscellany

and we can ride them like ponies.

Tamara wins the prize -- yesterday's and today's pics are indeed of Willow. More specifically, they're of vampire Willow during her visit to our timeline in "Dopplegangland" (Buffy 3:16). Willow was played by Alyson Hannigan. Natch, the blue dye job is my "improvement." And yes, Liz #2, I do like her, but she's famous and also married -- to the guy who played Wesley, no less! Perhaps in another lifetime. 😉

Mira Sorvino is hot too, Mickey. I thought she was particularly delectable in The Replacement Killers!

And regarding Miss Hackerman's comment, I found that to be pretty surprising about the boobs, and even more surprising having read Dave's latest entry -- apparently it's not that uncommon for a guy to comment on the size of a girl's breasts when speaking directly to her! I really can't fathom that. I can only think of one instance in which I commented on the size of a girl's breasts to her face, and it was a pal I hadn't seen for a while and I think she said something about looking different and possibly having put on a little weight -- and I wasn't hitting on her and we're pretty safely in the friends zone on both ends, so yeah. But as far as potential romantic prospects go? I mean, I'm sure I've seen a few attractive girls whose voluptousness didn't go unnoticed, but I can't imagine saying anything like that to them. That's rude! However, there are girls who would be flattered and even turned on by comments like that -- namely, sluts -- and since most guys probably want sluts, they talk to all women like those women are their ideals. I mean, I'm sure there are girls who would dump a guy for not commenting on her breasts, and nobody wants to be the loser who didn't score with the slut! Maybe guys think you're slutty, Miss Hackerman. 😉

On the other hand, guys, would you be turned off if a girl said something about having noticed the size of your biceps -- or even your penis? Probably not. So maybe these rude boys are just treating women like they'd like to be treated. Worth thinking about!

By the way, for my part, as far as physical stuff goes, I think I ultimately care more about hair than I do about bra sizes. I've been into a few Jewish girls, but they all had curly, dark brown hair -- and I really like curly, dark brown hair. Could've cared less about the other stuff.

Blue hair is better, though!

-posted by Wes | 3:18 am | Comments (0)
March 11, 2005
Think happy thoughts
Category: Miscellany

hmmm...

Off to the fucking bookstore now. 🙁

-posted by Wes | 3:00 pm | Comments (0)
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

Yep -- today, Scary-Crayon's got another two-hit Hot Flash 'n' Haiku combo for y'all. Enjoy!

And hey, thanks for all of your input on yesterday's post -- that was kinda nice to see after I got back from the bookstore. I may have to do a second post on that subject in the future, but in the meantime feel free to keep the discussion/advice/etc. coming and going! I added a response to everyone's comments tonight.

Ja for now!

-posted by Wes | 3:02 am | Comments (0)
March 10, 2005
But *I* like me, and that's what counts!
Category: Serious

Okay, so now for the continuation of last time's more substantial post, which could also be called "Why Wes will never find a significant other," or "Why no women ever find Wes attractive." Take your pick.

Wunderbar definitely hit one of the nails on the head -- my height -- and rightly adds, "I wonder if those girls would have said you were creepy or stalking them if you were 5'10" and otherwise the same." Now, before you go jumping in and saying, "Height isn't important!" for those of you who are members of online dating services, take a moment to browse the attributes that people are seeking in a mate. I'd wager that height is important to most women out there -- and unfortunately most women would outright reject a guy who only stands 5'4". (more...)

-posted by Wes | 2:58 am | Comments (0)
March 9, 2005
A self-portrait.
Category: Art

Hi, Wes!

I like it! 🙂

-posted by Wes | 2:32 pm | Comments (0)