I almost broke down crying in the shower this morning. WHY IS THIS MY LIFE???? Make it stop, please. So tired of everything. I don't want to breathe anymore.

It's time to tempt your tummy with the taste of... squash and seafood and pretzels?! YES! Join us over at Scary-Crayon for the unveiling of the Twisted Pretzel Squash Seafood Medley. Seriously, it's delish. Featuring appearances by Super Buu, Venus de Milo, and the holy Robin glass (sent to us by the lovely Mickey Glitter)! (more...)

And another fairly uneventful day of work comes to a close. Here are the highlights!

Today, as practice for her ESOL speaking class, the perfect-bodied foreign girl read Pig Pig Gets A Job to the office. It made me want to curl up in bedcovers! Sexy. (more...)

Hello, and welcome to another installment of WES @ WORK!!! Here's what's up today:

This morning the bus ride to the college took a little longer than usual because a bunch of people got on the wrong bus -- so many that I thought that maybe I'd boarded the wrong bus, even though the display on the side of the bus had clearly indicated that this was, indeed, the correct bus. Like I could see if one person had gotten on the wrong bus -- maybe someone who was riding for the first time and wasn't aware that there are two 21 routes (the 21 regular and the 21 express) -- but there were like eight or ten people who were mistaken this morning! Actually, I think they were being asses and just didn't want to wait for the regular 21, since they figured that the 21X driver would be a nice guy and go ahead and take them to their destinations anyway, which he did. Bastards! I would've dropped them in the middle of nowhere. (more...)

I probably would never have known about this if I hadn't worked the comic shop yesterday, but Red Sonja's got a new series on the way from Dynamite Entertainment. Granted, I know nothing about the old Marvel series and can barely remember the 1985 film (though it seems like I've seen it at least three times on television), but a hot redhead in a steel bikini isn't something easily refused -- especially when her comic is only 25 cents! That said, here's the gushing (eeew...) Scary-Crayon review of Red Sonja #0... quite possibly one of the sexiest comics ever.

And Mickey, if you're reading, there's a special something I included in that article just for you. I know how much you love kinky footwear! 😉