Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
March 21, 2005
Hey, more testing.
Category: Miscellany

Fun?

-posted by Wes | 11:04 pm | Comments (2)
March 20, 2005
Coming soon... wesoteric.com
Category: Miscellany

So I registered the domain and did some file shifting and all is well, so pretty soon there should be some major changes around here. After looking over the new WordPress 1.5 improvements, I think I may implement it on both sites, using it simply for blogging purposes on Scary-Crayon and using it to control the entirety of wesoteric.com. Plus WordPress can import Blogger entries, so I shouldn't have a problem switching over. Fun times ahead, kiddies.

Pretty soon I'm also going to get started on my book. One of them, anyway -- at the moment I've got three really good book ideas kicking around in my head. Well, more like four or five, but only two or three that could reasonably be completed any time soon (the other two are like the work of years). Hell, I could finish one in a week -- or less! -- if I worked really hard on it. But I'm in no hurry. 🙂

And why doesn't anyone think I'm cute? I mean, I don't really expect them to -- we've been through that recently -- but it seems like I'm the only male employee at the bookstore who hasn't had some freakish regular swooning over him at one point or another. And it's probably better that they're not that into me, given that that would be slightly annoying and potentially uncomfortable, but first it would be flattering! I only had something even remotely close to that happen once -- back in November I was calling customers to let them know that their orders had come in and one asked me if I was "the cute guy." I said, "Probably not," whereupon the customer gave a few more details, asking if I was "the cute, short black guy." Of course, I didn't find this description flattering in the least, but rather than pulling a Ghost Dad (which, for the uninitiated, involves diving into the phone, popping out the other end, and chewing out the person on the other line), I merely responded with, "I... guess so." The woman on the other end said, "You guess so? You don't know if you're cute?" to which I responded, "It's really not something I think too much about, ma'am." And then I reiterated that she could pick up her book from the customer service desk any time during the next two weeks.

All for now. Ja!

-posted by Wes | 5:19 am | Comments (0)
March 18, 2005
Art.com is really cool.
Category: Miscellany

Seriously. Look what I drew!

And here's another interesting link. How's that for a random lunch? x_X

And now for something adorable...

Fred!So cute.

I <3 Fred.

Seems like there was something else I wanted to add, but I can't remember what it was! I guess that's all for now, then. Ja!

-posted by Wes | 10:00 am | Comments (0)
March 14, 2005
I love this figure.
Category: Miscellany

I heart you, Bulma.

Seriously, I want to like, make out with her and stuff.

-posted by Wes | 7:03 pm | Comments (0)
March 12, 2005
Bouncing along!
Category: Miscellany

Given a recent comment on another one of my posts by "Anonymous Jewish Girl", I'm going to do another quick post on breast sizes. While I'm at it, I figure I might as well address TAB's response to the previous entry. He writes:

When Sarah (whose last name is "Ackerman", by the way. Not "Hackerman") brought up her cousin, it seemed more in good fun than anything. I disagree with your analysis today, Wes. You seem to be taking the spirit of the whole discussion out of context. That's my opinion.

My response: What are you talking about? In this post, I was referring to Sarah's comment about guys consistently mentioning her breast size. She wrote, "I don't want to even tell you guys how many men have outright asked me what my breast size is. Do guys think this is going to score them a second date? Do guys think this is a complement? Or that it turns me on?" That was what I was addressing here, as well as the behavior of Dave's friend on the date described in his latest post. Sarah also wrote a similar comment with respect to that post. I wasn't talking about you guys' comments about Sarah's cousin's breasts -- my point in bringing that up several posts ago was that finding a Jewish girl is at least a little important to you guys. Otherwise you wouldn't be using JDate! But that's another issue. Point being: Today's song wasn't about you and the discussion of Sarah's cousin, TAB, so don't go getting defensive. 😛

(Unless, of course, you've commented on the size of a girl's breasts while on a date, in which case I challenge you to explain your actions!)

And I'm well aware of Miss Hackerman's last name -- I just think it's more fun to picture her as a happy-go-lucky axe-wielding gal. 😉

And now to Anonymous Jewish Girl, who writes, "Hmmph. Guys never ask ME that... Maybe 30AA isn't impressive."

My question: How do these double cup sizes work? The numbers part I get, but what's the difference between an AA cup and a B cup? A DD cup and an E cup? Is there even an E cup? I hear a lot about DD and F cups, but never E cups. What gives? Anyway, AJG, maybe you should be glad that guys don't ask you that question, since it's definitely rude and may indicate that they think you're a slut!

Oh, and do you have curly, dark brown hair? 😉

Ja!

-posted by Wes | 8:50 pm | Comments (0)