Scary-Crayon marks FREE COMIC BOOK DAY (which is this coming Saturday, May 7) by featuring a special guest star in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40 -- Bizarro of Superman fame! But while fictional characters didn't shop for books while I worked there, I did get a lot of customers that... well, read the comic and see. It's kinda depressing.

Speaking of depressing, thanks to everyone who attempted to say something helpful regarding my last post. No, things haven't gotten any better, but what am I gonna do? The best answer to that question would involve a length of thick rope and a ceiling fan, but I haven't reached that point yet. So don't worry! Ja ne.

I almost broke down crying in the shower this morning. WHY IS THIS MY LIFE???? Make it stop, please. So tired of everything. I don't want to breathe anymore.

It's time to tempt your tummy with the taste of... squash and seafood and pretzels?! YES! Join us over at Scary-Crayon for the unveiling of the Twisted Pretzel Squash Seafood Medley. Seriously, it's delish. Featuring appearances by Super Buu, Venus de Milo, and the holy Robin glass (sent to us by the lovely Mickey Glitter)! (more...)

And another fairly uneventful day of work comes to a close. Here are the highlights!

Today, as practice for her ESOL speaking class, the perfect-bodied foreign girl read Pig Pig Gets A Job to the office. It made me want to curl up in bedcovers! Sexy. (more...)

Hello, and welcome to another installment of WES @ WORK!!! Here's what's up today:

This morning the bus ride to the college took a little longer than usual because a bunch of people got on the wrong bus -- so many that I thought that maybe I'd boarded the wrong bus, even though the display on the side of the bus had clearly indicated that this was, indeed, the correct bus. Like I could see if one person had gotten on the wrong bus -- maybe someone who was riding for the first time and wasn't aware that there are two 21 routes (the 21 regular and the 21 express) -- but there were like eight or ten people who were mistaken this morning! Actually, I think they were being asses and just didn't want to wait for the regular 21, since they figured that the 21X driver would be a nice guy and go ahead and take them to their destinations anyway, which he did. Bastards! I would've dropped them in the middle of nowhere. (more...)