Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
May 29, 2006
A happy FOX Network employee.
Category: Miscellany

''I enjoy writing 'Family Guy' episodes.''

From a joke in a recent "South Park" episode. Note that the gag actually had something to do with the episode's plot. 😛

-posted by Wes | 3:54 am | Comments (0)
May 28, 2006
Hanaukyo Maid Tai: Training with Konnai
Category: Miscellany

''If you don't unify your soul, you'll lose to the water.''
''Unify... soul... unify... soul...''
''Eh?''
The rock keeps it work safe!
Concentration = broken

I really like this show. Amusing stuff! 😀

-posted by Wes | 12:45 pm | Comments (0)
May 21, 2006
Nippon Ichi!
Category: Miscellany

''I am not a fucking piece of meat.''

Mai Shiranui was the first video game character with bouncing breasts.

-posted by Wes | 4:27 am | Comments (6)
May 13, 2006
Bacardi fears MegaMan
Category: Miscellany

It's true: he's visiting this weekend, but he's been off hiding for like the past four hours now because the figure's spring-powered missile-launching arm spooked the crap out of him. At one point I went looking for him and found him cowering under my sister's bed. I didn't even shoot the thing at him! Weirdo. 😛

So taking a cue from writers who use images rather than text to excerpt from their unpublished work, here's a passage from the latest incarnation of the memoir-in-progress. It's not even a particularly interesting passage, but I figure it's the more boring parts of a work that make it challenging to get through so your thoughts here will be more useful than they might be for, say, an exciting piece of dialogue. Does that make sense?

''Yo, man!'' Biff exclaimed as he entered.

(If you have trouble seeing the text, click the image for a larger, somewhat more legible version.)

That's all for this post. Until next time, minna-san!

-posted by Wes | 7:58 pm | Comments (3)
May 6, 2006
What do you usenet?
Category: Miscellany

[18:04] <GOD> whats a good usenet downloader?
[18:05] <Wesper> greeks use musenet
[18:05] <Wesper> the SWAT team uses fusenet
[18:05] <Wesper> Kyle uses jewsnet
[18:05] <Wesper> pastors use pewsnet
[18:06] <Wesper> Katie Holmes uses cruisenet
[18:06] <Wesper> hahaha

Only one example has nothing to do with religion (unless you ask Bush)!

-posted by Wes | 5:09 pm | Comments (1)