Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
March 1, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated! Etc.
Category: SC Updates

Happy March! Two new pieces -- A Crayon Haiku #6 and a cover review of the December 2003 issue of "O, The Oprah Magazine". Hopefully it's the last time you'll see Oprah on the site. I wish it were the last time any of us saw her ever, but that's not bloody likely at all. (more...)

-posted by Wes | 2:32 am | Comments (0)
February 24, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated! Etc.
Category: SC Updates

What topic says! We've got an all-new Crayon Haiku and a special Christmas Memory Filler Stuff piece. Festive filler! And it's got a pedolicious picture of Wes in '88, so you know you wanna give it a look. 😉 (more...)

-posted by Wes | 6:01 pm | Comments (0)
February 21, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

OH YEAH! SC returns to Wackyland with the 6,600+ word long Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review! I feel like I'm about to pass out after penning this one. Hope you enjoy it! 🙂

And if you haven't read yesterday's post (click or just look below, assuming it's still there), give it a look and drop me an e-mail to let me know what you think. Okay?

-posted by Wes | 12:09 am | Comments (0)
February 17, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

Two things.

First, Dusty Plastic HELL #2 is up. Read, enjoy. And while it may seem like I wrote it specifically to coincide with the second update, that's not true -- this thing has been written for months. It just so happened that I decided to put them both up at the same time. 🙂

Secondly, SC is now accepting PayPal donations! Further details are listed here, in the brief site info section at the bottom of the main page. But to echo what I said there -- if you enjoy SC and really feel compelled to donate, go ahead and make a donation, but it's not at all imperative that you do so. It's totally up to you. Other ways you could help are by donating toys (unlike children's charity organizations, they don't have to be new -- just don't send me toys filled with roaches and anthrax) and other random stuff that needs reviewing, or simply by telling your friends about the site. Even an e-mail with kind and encouraging words would be helpful. But yeah, money helps too, so now you've got a way to throw SC a dollar from time to time. 🙂 (more...)

-posted by Wes | 2:35 pm | Comments (0)
February 10, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

Yep, new article: THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles. Pretend I uploaded it about an hour and a half in the future, ok?

I promised no more serious posts until I finished writing that story, and I meant it! I still haven't written any more. 🙁 I did read almost to the end of Candide, though. Hoping to work on the story tonight or tomorrow; we'll see.

Expect the reworked April piece on Friday or Saturday. Ja!

-posted by Wes | 10:50 pm | Comments (0)