Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
March 30, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

Well, it's done. Nearly 6000 words and 150 screencaps. BEHOLD!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Anime Review: Episode 2.

We are not worthy.

On a related note, on this page you will find a picture of a male turtle letting his penis hang out. It comes out of their tails, you know. And for the Christian bloggers who drop by, here's a thought -- if God created everything, that means God also sat around and said, "Hmm. I think I'll give turtles massive penises that come out of their tails. Yup." I don't know about you, but I think that's kinda creepy.

So yeah, it's finally done. Hopefully visitors will once again flock to SC and drive the bandwidth up so high that I fear that if it continues at that rate I might have to shut down the site. Many people will come from afar to view the wacky! That makes me glad. And I am exhausted. So I'm gonna go collapse now.

After I eat some potato chips or something.

-posted by Wes | 2:48 am | Comments (0)
March 28, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated! And great films.
Category: SC Updates

I forgot how much work goes into these freaking long movie reviews, so in the event that I don't have the second TMNT anime piece up by Tuesday (which isn't looking too good...), here's A Crayon Haiku #8 to help pass the time. This one's actually got three haikus in it. Woo. (more...)

-posted by Wes | 12:45 am | Comments (0)
March 26, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated, JL & Wolverine, shit.
Category: SC Updates

Yep! It'll actually have been updated for about three or so hours by the time of this posting, but I made dinner and stuff first. The main course -- a meatless spicy "chik'n" patty sandwich with fat free ranch dressing and banana sauce -- wasn't all that interesting (conceptually speaking, I mean; it tasted fine), but the sides I made -- a small bowl of microwaved frozen potato rounds mashed with two teaspoons of sugar and half a teaspoon of ground cinnamon; a mixture of corn and pancake batter fried in oil (of course) -- were pretty neat stuff. Last night I fried a mixture of bean thread and pancake batter, which turned out like a crispy pancake with noodle filling. Great stuff! Pancake batter is awesome for frying.

Anyway, tonight's Scary-Crayon update brings us the third installment of Dusty Plastic HELL. I know I promised it yesterday, but I got kinda sidetracked. Forgive me. Please? (more...)

-posted by Wes | 11:17 pm | Comments (0)
March 25, 2004
SC stuff and more JL questions.
Category: SC Updates

So tonight I finished the first draft of the TMNT anime review, episode 2. So far I've got 4,155 words and 268 screen captures. Yikes. Of course, not all of those screencaps will make it into the review -- only about 1/4 of them -- but still, that's a lot of cappin'. The review itself will probably be even longer, though, so I'm thinking maybe I'll skip the Metal Shredder review at the end of the article, since it'll be more than long enough as it is. Most of the people only visit the first page of the articles anyway. :/ (more...)

-posted by Wes | 6:53 am | Comments (0)
March 22, 2004
Scary-Crayon updated!
Category: SC Updates

Scary-Crayon has the soul of a poet, as evidenced in these two latest pieces: A Crayon Haiku #13 and Crayon Poetry Corner #1. They're fairly quick and painless, so read and enjoy. 🙂 And as always, comments via e-mail are appreciated.

I finished up the drawing of the mystery character shown in part last time (click or scroll down), but I'll give you a little longer to guess who it is. Y'know, if you care to. Anon and RPD (webmaster of Ice Anvil Online; good stuff there) have got it so far. Feel free to add your guesses to the mix. Ja! 🙂

-posted by Wes | 4:57 am | Comments (0)