Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
May 30, 2005
It's time for another Crayon Haiku!
Category: SC Updates

So I got kinda held up elsewhere this weekend and didn't end up having time to work on what I wanted to regarding the site, but here's A Crayon Haiku #31 to keep the update ball rolling along. Rah!

I'm actually kind of tired and will probably be hitting the hay soon, so I'll have to write about my weekend later. In the meantime, however, I present to you four photographs taken during the course of my travels... (more...)

-posted by Wes | 10:23 pm | Comments (18)
May 27, 2005
And now, Crayon Poetry Corner.
Category: SC Updates

Crayon Poetry Corner #11 is up! Enjoy, minna-san! And if I don't write something before then, y'all have a great weekend, mmmkay? And if I vanish off the face of the earth or am horribly murdered, y'all be sure to have super-duper lives! 🙂

-posted by Wes | 12:47 am | Comments (8)
May 25, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41!
Category: SC Updates

That's right, folks, it's time for another Dusty Plastic HELL Hot Flash over at Scary-Crayon! I honestly had no idea what to do for tonight's update, but somehow or another after several hours of pondering and photographing and graphic manipulation (you wouldn't think so, would you?) I ended up with the 41st Hot Flash. I'm really going to regret staying up so late to finish the comic when I'm nearly dying at work tomorrow (I have to be awake in a fucking hour!), so I bloody hope you enjoy it! 😡 Ja.

-posted by Wes | 3:59 am | Comments (5)
May 23, 2005
Over the rainbow and into Hell.

The Muppets are doomed.

So I caught the last hour of The Muppets' Wonderful Wizard of Oz on Friday night -- and bloody hell it was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. Really, Disney, what the fuck were you thinking?!?! Anyway, Scary-Crayon's got the full review, so check it out!

And if you're left wanting more Scary-Crayon Wizard of Oz related goodness when you finish, be sure to check out our review of The Wizard of Oz for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Ja! 😀

-posted by Wes | 12:10 am | Comments (10)
May 17, 2005
Scary-Crayon does doggie treats!
Category: SC Updates

Behold: Pup Corn.

Indeed! Driven by my curiosity to know what about doggie treats drives canines crazy and my desire to sample a healthy, low fat, low calorie, peanut butter-flavored, packing peanut-textured morsel, I took it upon myself to taste test Pup Corn. The verdict? Read the article to find out!

Also, in A Crayon Haiku #30, we witness yet another example of poor advertising at work. Perhaps Wendy's meant to suggest the connection between hunger for food and hunger for... something else... that we briefly touched on in the previous entry? I dunno. 😛

Anyway, ENJOY! Ja ne, minna-san. :mrgreen:

-posted by Wes | 11:31 pm | Comments (6)