Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
June 10, 2008
Because random songs get stuck in my head...
Category: Miscellany

...and then Google searches for lyrics yield zero results.

oh I would like to see a dinosaur
I know they're not around here any more
but I've been shown
some great big bones
and picture books galore
oh I would like to see a dinosaur

oh I would like to feel his scaly skin
to walk around his legs and pat his shin
I'd stretch up high
and really try
to touch his face and chin
oh I would like to feel his scaly skin

oh I would like to hear a dinosaur
I bet he'd have a loud and scary roar
or he might howl
or shriek or growl
or maybe even snore
oh I would like to hear a dinosaur

I'm tempted to buy the CD and reacquaint myself with all of those zany dinosaur songs.

-posted by Wes | 3:04 am | Comments (2)
June 8, 2008
Touché, Steven Moffat
Category: Toys … TV, Film, & DVDs

So I wasn't too keen on the first part of the most recent 2-part "Doctor Who" serial, but Steven Moffat managed to almost completely redeem himself in the second by focusing less on creepiness and confusion and more on intrigue and resolution. Granted, there was little about the episode that was particularly clever or unexpected -- apparently I'd guessed correctly regarding pretty much all of the "mysteries" of last week, though there were a few pleasant surprises and one interesting revelation that was never really a major concern in the first place (and that may make studying alone in the stacks even more unsettling for you students out there) -- but I'm a total sucker for happy endings. Talulah Riley even got her adorable face back! Everyone wins.

There was, however, one line that I found to be especially noteworthy:

I have the two qualities you require to see absolute truth: I am brilliant... and unloved.

I'm even tempted to make it the heading quotation of Wesoteric (or at least one of several; I've been thinking of randomizing the display there as I do with the DVD screencaps on the sidebar), since it's a pretty concise summary of my experience in life.

Mai Shiranui & Chun-Li!

In other news, as I mentioned in the latest Scary-Crayon piece, I did receive the replacement item from that seller this week -- so I enthusiastically recommend Treasure Island Sports, Inc. to anyone in the market for some toys. I was initially drawn by the great prices on the figures of my affection (pictured above), but the unexpectedly fantastic and accommodating customer service are what will make a repeat customer of me. Granted, I reserve the right to change my opinion if future orders go less smoothly, but right now I'm singing nothing but praises for TISInc. Many thumbs up. 🙂

-posted by Wes | 12:07 am | Comments (9)
June 2, 2008
Fear the hillarridans.
Category: Miscellany

More on this later -- whether today or later in the week -- but I came up with this term last night and wanted to make sure I got it documented before it turned up elsewhere (at present, it registers no hits in Google). It's a combonym, so the Addled Writer should be pleased.

hillarridan (noun): a scolding, vicious, and most likely racist woman who fiercely supports Hillary Clinton's bid for the presidency of the United States.

In a sentence: Harriet Christian is an appalling hillarridan.

Thank you, thank you.

-posted by Wes | 1:07 pm | Comments (4)
June 1, 2008
Enough with the creepy, Steven Moffat

The stuff of nightmares.

Seriously. I loved "Blink", but this latest episode was just too fucked up for words. Isn't this supposed to be a children's show? I draw the line at shadows eating the flesh of pretty women and the faces of not-so-pretty women ending up on freakish modern art sculptures, thanks.

I miss "The Sarah Jane Adventures". 😐

-posted by Wes | 1:07 am | Comments (5)