So I got kinda held up elsewhere this weekend and didn't end up having time to work on what I wanted to regarding the site, but here's A Crayon Haiku #31 to keep the update ball rolling along. Rah!

I'm actually kind of tired and will probably be hitting the hay soon, so I'll have to write about my weekend later. In the meantime, however, I present to you four photographs taken during the course of my travels... (more...)

Crayon Poetry Corner #11 is up! Enjoy, minna-san! And if I don't write something before then, y'all have a great weekend, mmmkay? And if I vanish off the face of the earth or am horribly murdered, y'all be sure to have super-duper lives! 🙂

That's right, folks, it's time for another Dusty Plastic HELL Hot Flash over at Scary-Crayon! I honestly had no idea what to do for tonight's update, but somehow or another after several hours of pondering and photographing and graphic manipulation (you wouldn't think so, would you?) I ended up with the 41st Hot Flash. I'm really going to regret staying up so late to finish the comic when I'm nearly dying at work tomorrow (I have to be awake in a fucking hour!), so I bloody hope you enjoy it! 😡 Ja.

This woman who looks like Renee Zellweger just walked by! There's also this fairly attractive oldish woman (maybe late 40s, early 50s) in the lobby with really pretty black and silver hair -- I bet she was really hot when she wore a younger woman's clothes. And on that note...

In the process of searching in vain for an old Muppet Babies Gonzo Happy Meal toy to star in the Scary-Crayon Muppets in Oz review, I came across some old photos of myself in younger days, among which were some of the shots used in my middle school yearbook. I'd forgotten I had these, and I don't at all remember how I got them, though given the fact that some of them feature some of the girls who were thought to be the hottest in the school with me nowhere in sight, I'm thinking I must've traded something pretty awesome for them. (more...)

Nothing profound tonight, just an idle thought.

In a recent post, I noted that the girl who answered the phone and took my order at the Chinese restaurant sounded absolutely precious. And since my jobs as of late have required me to answer a lot of phones and make a lot of calls and leave a lot of messages, I wonder if anyone hangs up the phone after hearing my voice and says, "Wow, that guy sounded pretty cute!"

I doubt it.