I run Scary-Crayon!
Yes, I actually wrote a 50,000+ word "novel" in a single month -- and here's how I did it! :D
DUNCAN MACPHISH
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Dear commuters:
Please take the time to wash your hair before boarding the buses -- preferably with dandruff control shampoo -- as I don't appreciate you sitting in front of me, leaning your heads back as far as you can, and powdering my lap anew with off-white scalp flakes every time the bus lurches into motion after stopping for whatever reason. It's revolting and unsanitary.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Becky says: I think my grilled cheese is coming back up...
Goober says: Maybe you need to get away from all the people, Like become a forest ranger ,or something that will give you a little more plesant environment that you will have some control over. Being caught in a never ending sea of humanity , can be hard on a gifted artist. I would hate to see you go off some day, and stat mailing body parts to your friends.
You know, it's funny that you mention that -- I've always thought it would be kind of romantic to live in a trailer in the woods and spend my days hiking about and smiling at beautiful Nature. Upon the setting of the sun, I would roast marshmallows and write my fiction by the light of a campfire, and I'd always make sure to put it out before I left.
