Mom: (laughing) Hey! You wanna hear something funny?
Me: No.
Mom: Come on, it's funny!
Me: No it's not.
Mom: Yes it is!
Me: Fine, tell me something funny.
Mom: Okay. My niece and her husband went off to a hotel this weekend.
Me: Yes.
Mom: And he had a heart attack! (laughs)
Me: ...
Mom: You get it?
Me: That's not funny.
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Omni says:
That's just the sort of thing MY mother would find inexplicably amusing...
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Heg says:
Hard attack, sounds like my mothers lame joke, about the soldier with a purple hard on.
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