Just finished writing up the latest Scary-Crayon feature -- I think I'll upload it sometime this evening. Maybe a little earlier. Who knows. You'll enjoy it, I think. If you can bear to read through it all, that is. It has words. Lots of them.

Right now it is hot as low draggin' balls in this house. Per some of the recent posts, if I must go to hell, I hope I get an ice hell. I can't take this heat. Bloody hell. It's sweltering and I'm melting. Like the witch when Dorothy poured water on her. Except I wish someone would pour water on me. Cold water. It would feel so nice. I need an ice bath.

So in an effort to encourage commenting on the blog, I'm going to do something I've seen other sites doing and allow you to ask me two questions in the comments. Two questions! About anything you want! Granted, I reserve the right not to answer them, or to give cop-out answers, but as long as you're not asking for my bank account information so I can help you with a money laundering scheme involving an African prince, it shouldn't be a problem.

Also, I'm taking a break from the heavy posts for a while, especially the ones involving religion. That stuff's driven people far more stable than I to the brink of insanity and beyond. My brain needs a rest.

And the seat of my pants is soaked through with sweat.

So! Two questions! Go for it. I'll answer them in the next post. Or next few posts, if I get more questions that come in after then. Ja ne for now.