...that Kim Possible's legs are thicker than her waist. Even the calves. I'm not sure whether to find that sexy or not. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be for real women, since no woman's waist could ever be that tiny. That would be (K)impossible! Not to mention unhealthy.

And how the hell does Drakken keep losing? I'd just snap her ass in half and be done with it. Oops, I broke your spine! 'Cause there's nothing but skin surrounding it at your midsection.

Also, Shego is totally hot. Way hotter than KP. I <3 Shego.

...in the last hour. Insane.

From the Scary-Crayon blog, with reference to Crayon Song Parody #2:

Side note: The most gorgeous girl I've ever met happened to be named April, so I sort of imagined myself singing the song to her. Granted, she was way too beautiful and perfect to ever think of me as being anything other than beneath her, so I'd never have had to sing a song like this to her, but in the event that she did deign to give me a chance I imagine we would've parted for similar reasons. My eyes used to glaze over and my mouth would turn into a squiggly line thingy whenever I ran into her on campus, though. She was absolutely stunning.

Come to think of it, I've never met an April who was anything less than remarkably attractive. I wonder if the name predisposed me to liking them, since I'd had a crush on Miss O'Neil since childhood? Aaaand this is getting far too personal, so we're done.

SC got a new Crayon Haiku yesterday as well. Ja.

What the title says. Also, head over to SC for The Five SCARIEST 39¢ Halloween Cards! It's even got a special Scary-Crayon card at the end. Anyway, y'all have fun -- and don't eat too much candy, y'hear?

First, I spent all of today and a good chunk of yesterday working on Dusty Plastic HELL: The Halloween Special!!!, so do go check it out! It might be my new favorite piece on Scary-Crayon, though I often feel that way after finishing a big feature. This one even has footnotes.

I was going to go to a Halloween party tonight at the goth club, but I didn't. I'm a little sad about it, but ah well. I can turn out the lights and listen to goth music here if I want (and even download pictures of hot gothic chicks on the web!), and I guess I didn't need to get spend $30 getting drunk and passing out at the bar anyway. 😉

In other news, Celebrity Poker is a really enjoyable show. Unlike the actual media featuring the participants -- mostly television shows and movies that I hate -- it doesn't have storylines that are stupid, horribly contrived, insulting, etc., and unlike nighttime talk shows, it doesn't feature a smarmy, annoying host asking the guests a bunch of bullshit questions with answers no one should care about. It's just a relaxed poker game with five players who happen to be famous. And hell, I'd still find the show to be interesting even if they weren't.

There should totally be a gothic casino. With poker!