Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
December 14, 2004
Slither slither slither slither went the tongue
Category: Miscellany

Wow. I know I've dissed Tom Wolfe on the site before and even mentioned him in How to write a 50,000 word novel in a month, but I had no idea just how bad I Am Charlotte Simmons was in this respect. I mean, I skimmed the novel at work and was left cringing, but the passages in this article just drive my point home in HARDCORE fashion. For all of the cheap tricks I used to squeeze 50,000 words out of my novel, I don't think I ever used the same word four times in succession. Bloody bloody bloody bloody hell. (more...)

-posted by Wes | 1:52 pm | Comments (0)
IT'S BLOODY COLD IN HERE!!!
Category: Miscellany

Seriously, it's freezing! A woman who came by the office to check out one of the computers shook my hand and said, "Cold hands, warm heart?" I just chuckled, but I was tempted to kill her, slice her belly open, and curl up inside her carcass for warmth. Yes, it's that bloody cold in here.

-posted by Wes | 11:22 am | Comments (0)
December 13, 2004
I've been playing with OpenOffice.org!
Category: Miscellany

That's right, OpenOffice.org! My resume has been PDF'd! See? PDF'd!

-posted by Wes | 9:30 pm | Comments (0)
There's a woman selling TOVA products on QVC.
Category: Miscellany

Her tits are bloody huge!

-posted by Wes | 6:05 pm | Comments (0)
Wes got no e-mail!
Category: Miscellany

You guys must really hate me!  🙁

-posted by Wes | 10:54 am | Comments (0)