Well. For the first time ever, we've got a legitimate NOT SAFE FOR WORK piece on the site with An XXX Crayon Haiku. X marks the spot, you see. But for those of you viewing on the job, Crayon Poetry Corner #6 should give you a spot of entertainment until you until you get home. (Although even there, the urinals may raise a few eyebrows in the office...) Also, the Site Talk block on the main page has been updated, as has the Links block further down, so check out those new additions as well. And as always, enjoy! (more...)

You are Nihilist Bear!

You don't like anything. Nothing matters enough for you to like it. The only thing you even remotely like is the idea that nothing is worth liking.

As the antithesis of the typical Care Bear, you tend to have a lot of existential angst. You're an interesting mix of Goth and philosopher. You're the most intellectual of the Care Bears and can often be found brooding over the state of things. Because of this, you find it very hard to care about things. Even fluffy kitties.

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Alllllrighty then.

Okay, should have another Scary-Crayon article for you sometime later today, and believe me when I tell you that it's shaping up to be really scary stuff. But to temper the horror, I'll probably throw up another Crayon Haiku as well.

So, how 'bout them dreams? I just had a rather strange one. (more...)

It's time for another quiz!

Take the quiz: "Which type of pie are you?"

Uh...? You are HUMBLE PIE!

Dark, shady, depressed, all qualities of either someone with low esteem,
or someone who just ate an anchovy pizza before taking this quiz.
No one quite understands you, which give you a maniac GENIUS aura.
You have more hidden talents than the world around you, or so it seems.
Flaunt your talents to get the appreciation that you deserve.

Well alrighty then. (more...)

It's been a while since we had a quiz, so let's go!

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

San Francisco -- Liberal and proud, you'll live your lifestyle however you choose in the face of all that would supress you.

Interesting. And there's more: (more...)