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August 3, 2006
This is getting out of hand

Good lord, DVDs. Does anyone remember when I received a fairly large shipment towards the beginning of the summer and predicted that that shipment would carry me through August? Yeah, what a load of crap that was -- I must've purchased 20-30 DVDs since then. WHY? I've still got at least a hundred movies I haven't watched, yet I keep buying more. It's insane. This week I bought seven. The week before that I bought four, one of which was a budget set containing six films. I think I bought two or three the week before that. IT MAKES NO SENSE I TELL YOU. I haven't even watched all of the movies I picked up during my last two trips to NYC.

On the plus side, these purchases haven't been terribly expensive -- I may have bought seven DVDs this week, but the most expensive of them, House of Flying Daggers, was $6.99. Gamera (GAM-OOH-LA!) was a buck. Still, it's gotten to the point that I bought a couple more DVD storage booklets, one of which has been designated as a queue for all of the movies I haven't watched. (You know how people use Netflix? Well, I call that booklet Wesflix.) I had intended to use the other one to house only the movies I despise, but much to my surprise I don't actually own enough movies that I dislike on that level to fill an entire booklet.

Here's a quick review of one such film, though: Blazing Saddles. Several people have recommended that movie to me, saying, "I bet you'd really like it!" before giving me a quick plot summary. Now, I'll admit that I generally hate movies that people recommend to me because of their so-called progressive messages -- I'll grant that To Kill A Mockingbird was a classic film with great performances, but I don't even think that film's message was terribly encouraging in a modern context. Crash was a well-done film in a stylistic sense, but its message fucking sucked. So I wasn't really expecting to like Blazing Saddles, especially given that it is a comedy and that a meaningful treatment of racism would never be funny, because it's not a ha-ha subject. Having watched the film, though, I hated it for an entirely different reason. It was just fucking stupid. Really, really fucking stupid. I want to slap the hell out of everyone who suggested that I watch it. Ugh.

Other films that would've been placed in this bottom of the barrel booklet include I Spit On Your Grave (which is so vile that I haven't been able to bring myself to finish the movie), Hobb's End, Stephen King's Sleepwalkers, and Blood Sucking Freaks.

-posted by Wes | 9:35 pm | Comments (6)
6 Comments »
  • De Baisch says:

    I've only seen I Spit On Your Grave once and had to take breaks while watching. Although there are two audio commentaries on the disc, I doubt I'll ever listen to them since I really don't ever want to see the film again.

  • agustinaldo says:

    You already posted a review of "Sleepwalkers" in Scary Crayon when you clearly stated that you hated the movie.

    So why the hell woould you buy the DVD?

  • Wes says:

    De: Hm, there's an idea -- maybe watching it with one of the commentaries on will prove more interesting and palatable than the standard feature.

    agustinaldo: Yes, I know -- I reviewed Blood Sucking Freaks on SC as well. (Actually, clicking on either of the film names above will take you to the SC reviews!) I was just stating that I hate these films and would add them to my worst films DVD booklet (as in a case/container), not that I was planning to review them again. 🙂 I am, however, planning to give Hobb's End the SC summary review treatment someday, as that movie is hilariously horrendous.

  • Becky says:

    I'm not sure which surprises me more -- how many DVDs you've purchased or that we actually like the same movie (Daggers).

  • Becky says:

    Okay, I know I posted a comment on this piece. Did you delete me?

  • Wes says:

    There it is, Becky -- for some reason it got flagged as spam. (I dunno why, since you don't have any links in it and don't mention pharmaceutical drugs or my cognitive future.) I wonder how many comments get lost that way, since I don't often comb the overwhelming spam queue for mistakes.

    That said, I hadn't seen House of Flying Daggers before I bought it -- I went for it because it was cheap and I really liked Hero (which was directed and written by the same folks who did Daggers, etc. Plus, Ziyi Zhang is gorgeous). Having watched it, I think it's an okay film, but nowhere near as good as Hero. That film really felt like an epic and had a layered story with all kinds of symbolism and grand ideas, whereas I think the core of Daggers was your basic love triangle. It looked beautiful, but I certainly wasn't as engaged with the material as I was with Hero.

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