Remind me to write about the horrible TV segments that I saw tonight at some point (ABC's "Just For Laughs" is far more disturbing than funny), but in the meantime here is a humorous excerpt from tonight's #db chat:
[01:04] <Junta> Ku: so how did your dihydrogen monoxide testing go? ;P
[01:04] <Wes> oh yeah
[01:04] <Wes> CHEMISTRY
[01:05] <Junta> We must know whether or not you were successful in banning the use of dihydrogen monoxide
[01:05] <Wes> wait why would we ban that
[01:05] <Wes> we need that
[01:05] <Wes> otherwise drunk assholes who fall into rivers would live
[01:06] <Junta> Wes: Easy, we shove 'em off a bridge as an alternative
[01:06] <Wes> Junta: I thought we were talking about chemistry
[01:06] <Wes> that is PHYSICS!
Yes.
In other news, "The IT Crowd" is flipping brilliant.
Dihydrogen monoxide is indeed dangerous, directly causing most asphyxiation deaths. However, it is essential to some of my favorite foods so I oppose a ban. YOU try ordering sashimi that's never been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide!