Our exchanges in #db are always amusing.

<Sixshot> Wes: http://www.applegeeks.com/blog/2010/09/07/back-from-dragoncon/ -- Feel the envy
<Wes> over the sonics or the Glau autograph?
<Wes> I don't want Glau's signature, I want her body
<Sixshot> Either... but still, having her autograph is better than nothin' at all ;P
<Wes> not really
<Wes> it's just ink
<Wes> running my tongue over it would not be satisfying at all
<Wes> in fact it would be markedly unpleasant