Scary-Crayon's got two slightly more substantial pieces for your reading/viewing pleasure today -- a review of the Forkless Gourmet's Kung Pao Shrimp Bun Meal and Dusty Plastic HELL #5 The latter, entitled "WHACK HISTORY MONTH", is probably the most serious and possibly controversial piece on the site, which isn't saying much, but still! Lemme know what you think. Ja!

I was just eating some cheesy fries when I noticed a strand of cheese hovering conspicuously in the air... and then it detached itself from the fries and flew top-speed towards my monitor! The static electricity pulled the cheese right off of the fries!

The degauss button has since been pressed.

Things were a little scary there for a while, but I think I'm okay now. Apparently I didn't mention that I was having trouble breathing in the last post, but that was also one of my many unpleasant symptoms... several folks have suggested maybe that it was a food allergy, and admittedly the thought crossed my mind (it did feel a little reminiscent of the time I got food poisoning, though with more swelling and breathing problems and less vomiting), but I hadn't eaten anything, so I ruled that out. Not like it would've mattered once I was on my deathbead! So after lying down, switching to frantic mouth-breathing when my nostrils became unable to take in much of anything, and apparently drifting in and out of consciousness, I found myself able to breathe again. (more...)

Okay, I just started feeling really awful... I think something bad's about to happen. My neck is swelling, my eyes are really red, I'm starting to feel faint and flushed and kinda numb... not good. I'm going to lie down now, but in the event that I don't get up and you don't hear from me again, it's been fun. Sorta. Okay, not really. Sometimes, I guess. But take care of yourselves, minna-san. <3

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #22 is up! Join Koyu and Rugi for tips on how to make yourself look 10 pounds thinner.