Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
June 15, 2006
I'm a terrible singer, but...
Category: Audio … Dreams

...click here for my best attempt to reproduce a song I overheard in a dream last night, or at least what I can remember of it. (The recording is less than 20 seconds long, so hopefully you won't find it to be too painful.) I'm thinking of trying to flesh it out and turn it into something for Crayon Poetry Corner.

Other things that happened in the dream -- I was in one of my old high school classrooms at the end of the day with two fellow students, neither of whom I have thought about in years and one of whom I couldn't and can't even remember by name (so to make up for it in the dream, I constantly referred to the other one by name). The nameless one was trying to give me these two heaping styrofoam containers of french fries and marinated shrimp and egg fried rice she said she'd acquired for me from fancy restaurants, but seeing as how the fries had the words "Burger King" written on them (which is weird, because I've never seen a fry from Burger King or anywhere else that had the restaurant name somehow burned onto its surface) I had my doubts about their origin. In any case, I couldn't carry both containers, so I was trying to get out of there with only one -- the fried rice container -- which made her incredibly sad because she wanted me to have both so I had to try to convince her that I wasn't trying to insult her by taking only one of them. (more...)

-posted by Wes | 2:47 pm | Comments (2)
June 14, 2006
A new audio post and lots of other stuff...
Category: Audio

I happened to find an old PC microphone lying around, so here's an audio post I recorded last night. Admittedly it took me several tries to get this down as I don't have any terribly capable recording software on the laptop yet and therefore ended up using the default Sound Recorder program in Windows with its bloody 60-second limit. If you've got any suggestions, I'm all ears -- I'm not looking to really pay for anything and I don't need the program to do much more than record my voice (though amplification, noise reduction, the ability to cut and paste, and other such features would be nice), so freeware programs are preferred. Thanks! (more...)

-posted by Wes | 1:30 pm | Comments (1)
March 24, 2006
Audio post: Explain this to me.
Category: Audio

Seriously -- inquiring minds want to know. This latest audio post is like three and a half minutes, but the tone isn't quite as irate as the last one. It was kind of irritating to see, but I was more confused and weirded out than anything else.

-posted by Wes | 11:21 pm | Comments (5)
March 20, 2006
Audio post: Fuck ET.
Category: Audio

That's "Entertainment Tonight", not Spielberg's little alien. I love that guy.

Anyway, the audio file is here. It's nothing over-the-top or excessive, but there is some bad language in this 1:19 post, so you know what not to do if that kind of thing offends you. When I started recording I was planning to go on to discuss the way that people's preoccupation with celebrities causes them to ignore and neglect other important things in their lives (yesterday I noted that although my mother goes to church on Sundays, she spends her entire week going on and on and on and on about Oprah and other such bullshit), but then I got kinda frustrated and decided to cut it short. I feel like making things explode.

All for now -- ja ne, minna-san.

-posted by Wes | 8:14 pm | Comments (1)
February 17, 2006
Audiopost: I mean, it's not like it's a bear.
Category: Audio

Take that, Oprah Winfrey!

-posted by Wes | 4:34 pm | Comments (3)