Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
July 22, 2005
New SC piece and a vicious rabbit
Category: Dreams … SC Updates

Heylo! I was up until like 4:30 AM last night working on the latest Scary-Crayon article -- a fairly lengthy tirade against the Harry Potter series. In addition to being kinda tired, I was pretty drunk when I wrote it, but I think I managed to make more than a few good and/or interesting points in there, so you might wanna give it a read. Just saying, since I think several of my readers are fans of the series -- so I'm particularly interested in hearing their responses. 😉

Anyway, I considered simply staying awake, but I figured I might as well try to sleep for an hour -- and in that hour I managed to have one fucked up dream. I dreamed that I woke up a little late for work (not a stretch, considering how tired I was) and was running down the hall to the shower when I noticed a fluffy white rabbit hopping alongside me! Not like a pet, either -- like a rabbit that just dashed out of a hole in the wall and started hopping along. He jumped really high, too -- as high as my shoulders. So when I reached the bathroom, he began leaping at me, prompting me to dodge left and right to avoid his attacks. But one leap was unavoidable -- he came directly at my face! -- and I threw up a hand to block... whereupon that little fucker bit into my hand and started viciously ripping at it. It didn't hurt -- which should've been the tipoff that this was a dream! -- but nonetheless blood was flying everywhere and I could hear my flesh being torn apart with sucking gush noises. At first I merely held my hand still in disbelief, but then I began shaking it wildly -- and eventually I managed to throw the rabbit off, whereupon he disappeared into the shadows. But then I looked at my hand and it was fine, save for one little barely-bleeding nick! I started showing it to everyone I could -- "WE HAVE MURDEROUS RABBITS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!" but they took one look and laughed at me. And so I awoke having convinced no one of the truth of the rabbit menace.

It's about time for me to leave the office, so I will catch y'all later. Ja!

-posted by Wes | 3:22 pm | Comments (7)
7 Comments »
  • Josh says:

    very interesting dream

  • Greg says:

    You watch Monty Python before going to bed?

  • Heg says:

    That was a cool dream, I had one too almost as strange. I dreamed I was with your buby TAB I have never seen Bob before nor do I know if he has an uncle, but in the dream Bob looks like a chubby Wally Cox, a little more taller I would think. His uncle has died, and I am unable to come to the funeral so I ask him to sign the visitation book for me. Very strange, but he dose have a nice condo.

  • T.A.B. says:

    Heg, if my uncle dies, I'm blaming you.

    Wally Cox? Sheesh.

  • heg says:

    Hi TAB: Unless you start to look like Wally. Don't worry about your uncle . I will have a talk with dream casting and demand thay provide a more appealing substitute for you, like maybe George Clooney, or Tom Jane. At least you did not look like Keith Blanchard. I never saw your uncle, but I think he will be ok, it was just a dream. But I do remember you loaned me a jacket with a hood that made me look like Kenny ,so it could only happen when the weather gets cooler. On the good side, my mother always said that to dream of a death is a sign of a wedding. Maybe You will be getting married sooner than you think ?

  • meryl says:

    Ever heard of Bunnicula??

  • Wes says:

    Of course! The Bunnicula titles comprised another set of children's books that was much better than the Harry Potter series. 😉

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