No, I didn't go to sleep before updating, nor did I take a break to go dick around with something else -- it's really taken me all fucking night to get this review written and ready. I BLOODY HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! Scary-Crayon: The Shore Leave Report. Two pages of insanity. Please don't be offended. Unless you're Brian Thompson -- then it's okay. And even then you should be angry with yourself, not me. Asshole.

And again, special thanks to De and Em for their role in bringing this lengthy SC first to fruition.

Anyway, I suspect the article is rife with typos, given that at this point I can barely see the screen due to the blurrage, so please send me an e-mail with a detailed list of typos and their locations in the text and I'll get right on fixing them when I can see straight. Jeez, I'm supposed to be working at noon. I'm gonna be dead on my feet.

Presently, I'm making plans to eat a donut. Then die. See you later.