Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
May 14, 2008
Stampman Returns
Category: Serious

(Note: readers unfamiliar with the case should refer to this prior entry.)

ANOTHER CAT
''It's the Christian thing to do!''

The front of the card doesn't require a closer look (there's nothing written or stamped on it this time, though the image itself is arguably pretty fucked up considering the context), but click on the interior pic above for a larger version with slightly more legible text. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be begging for the friendship of someone who "burned me twice in court!" At least I think that's what he wrote there. I'm not entirely sure, particularly since there was only one court case as far as I know. And including his birth year there with the hyphen? So creepy -- it's almost as if he's suggesting that he hasn't much longer to live. Which may actually be true, given that he's got the AIDS and all, but still.

"CAN WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN BEFORE I KICK THE BUCKET?!?!?! FORGIVE ME, DAMNIT -- IT'S THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO!!!!!!!"

-posted by Wes | 6:26 pm | Comments (4)
4 Comments »
  • De says:

    Do all nutjobs write correspondence with their feet or is it just this nutjob?

  • Jaded says:

    Wes, that dude is CREEPY!!

    HE can forgive HER?! Huh? He stalked her, but she's the one who needs to be forgiven. Yeah, ok. And although it's the "Christian thing to do," he can only forgive her IF she forgives him first. VERY Christian of him, indeed.

    I know your mom thinks he's harmless, but I think he's holding a big ol' grudge. That never leads to anything good.

  • Ro says:

    His handwriting alone screams, I NEED A STRAIT JACKET!

    I really hope this guy stays away from your Mom.

  • dave says:

    And didn't she already forgive him? I thought they were courdual?

    It's kind of like the last line is "say your prayers...."

    Our Father, which art in heaven,
    hallowed be thy name;
    thy kingdom come;
    thy will be done,
    in earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread.
    And forgive us our trespasses,
    as we forgive them that trespass against us.
    And lead us not into temptation;
    but deliver us from evil.

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