Seriously, it's freezing! A woman who came by the office to check out one of the computers shook my hand and said, "Cold hands, warm heart?" I just chuckled, but I was tempted to kill her, slice her belly open, and curl up inside her carcass for warmth. Yes, it's that bloody cold in here.

December 14, 2004
December 13, 2004
That's right, OpenOffice.org! My resume has been PDF'd! See? PDF'd!
December 11, 2004