Thus revealed, the creature buried its nose in the tire-tilled soil...
December 14, 2004
IT'S BLOODY COLD IN HERE!!!
Category: Miscellany

Seriously, it's freezing! A woman who came by the office to check out one of the computers shook my hand and said, "Cold hands, warm heart?" I just chuckled, but I was tempted to kill her, slice her belly open, and curl up inside her carcass for warmth. Yes, it's that bloody cold in here.

-posted by Wes | 11:22 am | Comments (0)
December 13, 2004
I've been playing with OpenOffice.org!
Category: Miscellany

That's right, OpenOffice.org! My resume has been PDF'd! See? PDF'd!

-posted by Wes | 9:30 pm | Comments (0)
There's a woman selling TOVA products on QVC.
Category: Miscellany

Her tits are bloody huge!

-posted by Wes | 6:05 pm | Comments (0)
Wes got no e-mail!
Category: Miscellany

You guys must really hate me!  🙁

-posted by Wes | 10:54 am | Comments (0)
December 11, 2004
Wes needs e-mail.
Category: Miscellany

Send me some! But not spam. I don't need more spam. Thanks.

-posted by Wes | 12:27 am | Comments (0)