Assuming everything goes well, that is. I'm awake at this time of the morning, though, so things can't be entirely good. We'll see.  😛

Don't forget to read Part 1 of the Christmas with Gumby review!

It's true! Today, SC reviews the first part of Christmas with Gumby! The Site Talk block on the content navigation pages has also been updated.

I just woke up! Not having to get up at 5AM to go to work totally rules.

Scary-Crayon update coming soon! It's gonna rock! STAY TUNED!

...how one minute you'll have a customer beaming at you and enthusiastically praising your customer service and then, the next minute, a customer will be snarling curses at you and swearing never to set foot in the store again until Hell freezes over.

Wow. I know I've dissed Tom Wolfe on the site before and even mentioned him in How to write a 50,000 word novel in a month, but I had no idea just how bad I Am Charlotte Simmons was in this respect. I mean, I skimmed the novel at work and was left cringing, but the passages in this article just drive my point home in HARDCORE fashion. For all of the cheap tricks I used to squeeze 50,000 words out of my novel, I don't think I ever used the same word four times in succession. Bloody bloody bloody bloody hell. (more...)