I'm not in the greatest spirits tonight, so I'm rockin' the Billy Idol. Dancin' with myself, oh-oh-oh. With a rebel yell, she cried, "More, more more." More what? Don't ask me; just don't mess up my hair. And let's sink another drink, eh? Drinking Gekkeikan Sake and DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker mixed with Diet Mountain Dew over here. What's your poison? (more...)

Presently I'm searching for another quiz to throw up for the masses. In another window I'm perusing quizilla.com's "Highest Rated Quizzes" list. Many of them are specifically "for girls only." What does that say about who's mostly taking/writing/rating these things, hm? I'm tempted to go with the "What Kind of Vampire Are You?" quiz, despite that only crossdressing guys should take it (don't laugh, honey; I can probably fit your dress and one two sizes smaller ;P), but we're going to go with... (more...)

It's finally up -- the Scary-Crayon review of The Madballs History of the World. I love those balls more than you know. 🙂

And I took the second defective Dawn of the Dead dvd back today to exchange it for another, but this time I thought to ask if I could test it out in the store first. Well, we went through three more defective copies before the employee got really annoyed with me and pretty much told me to either accept store credit or take a defective dvd. Obviously I chose the former, but I wasn't too happy with that either -- fooling with stupid Dawn has wasted way too much of my time. I submitted a complaint/explanation via a form on the Anchor Bay website, so we'll see what happens with that. I'm upset. And you know what? I blame Dawn, since her name's in the title. Just kidding, Dawn. ;P

I did find $10 while walking back to Best Buy, though, so it wasn't a total bust. I think I deserve it.

So I exchanged that defective Dawn of the Dead dvd for another one today, and here's the deal -- either lady working the exchange desk accidentally/intentionally-just-to-screw-with-me gave me back the same defective copy, or I had the misfortune of grabbing another defective copy, 'cause this one screws up in the same exact spot. Who's really annoyed? Give ya three guesses.

Anyway...

Last night as I slumbered I had a strange dream... (more...)

Volo anaticulum cumminosam meam! "I want my rubber ducky!"
Okay, so you're a little childish. You know how to have a good time.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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At first I saw that result and said, "Bah, whatever," but now that I think about it, that statement probably says more about me than any quiz result thus far. I mean it's in Latin -- thereby illustrating the complexity and seriousness of my thought, person, etc. -- but it also says, "I want my rubber ducky!" And I do. I really do. Or at least an Ace Duck action figure. I never owned an Ace Duck. :/ (more...)