I know, I know -- I meant to have this up yesterday. I'm an hour late. Sorry. 🙁

Hopefully the content of the article will make up for it -- believe me when I tell you I put a lot of work into this one. And not just because I literally had to eat poop for it. No, really. See for yourself, as Scary-Crayon reviews Oops a-Daisy and Porky Pooper! Enjoy. (more...)

The monkey made me order it. DAMN YOU, GREEN GAR MONKEY!!!!!!

And goodbye, little story! Good luck in the void! See you in a month or two.

New article sometime later today. Like, after I've slept (soooo tired). The pics I took for it are awful, but somehow, given the subject matter, I think that's quite appropriate. See you then!

The Cat With Hands is one of the creepiest short films I've ever seen -- hell, it's one of the creepiest things I've seen, period -- so I just had to draw my own. What do you think? Comment! (more...)

And now, Scary-Crayon brings you a review of The Little Mermaid. If you prefer blondes to redheads and hate musicals, this is the version you want to see. Enjoy!

Also, I added Anne-Marie's blog to the links. I used to know an Anne-Marie back in high school. Or wait, maybe her name was Mary-Anne? Yeah, I think that's it... Whatever her name was, she was kinda cute. Really dizzy though; one day during Physics lab she went on and on about her breasts and how she came to the conclusion that they should have names, and then how she went about choosing names for each of them. Yeah, that was an interesting day...

Alright, go read about The Little Mermaid! See ya next time. 😉

Well, as you'll see if you scroll waaaaay down, I've added a handful of new links -- Candy Blue Kite, Undead Alice and the Vampires, BRODOTYPE, cheesedip.com, !!me am tOkKa.., and Immature, Narcissistic Self-Obsession. I'm thinking of maybe relegating the links to a drop-down menu of sorts, since I've got so many of 'em now, or at least moving the blog archives above the links so they don't get all lost at the bottom of the page. I'll probably end up doing both at some point...but for now, this is fine. And I've also rearranged the order of a few of the already present links. Nothing fancy. So welcome, new linked people! Glad to have you in the sidebar. 😉 (more...)