I promise the next update will be an actual article. In the meantime, enjoy "A Masochist's Wet Dream, No. 1"! Starring your friend and mine, the Chatterer.
I run Scary-Crayon!
I own a lot of crazy DVDs, too.
Yes, I actually wrote a 50,000+ word "novel" in a single month -- and here's how I did it! :D

of the Clan MacPhish
1994 - 2004






