So I don't think I'm going to sleep tonight. I've got a job interview (or something) at 8:00 AM and I've still got to fill out the rest of this application form and iron the suit that I dug up (yes, they want me to wear a bleeding suit and tie) and cut my hair. An interview, you say? Yes! While I'm planning to relocate to NYC in the near future, I'm sending resumes out both there and locally -- and if I can land something good in this area, I can see sticking around for another year or so. I'd still move out, though; probably close to DC if not in the city itself. So anyway, I've got to prepare for that (though somehow walking in there without having slept a wink seems counter-productive in that respect), and I also want to send out a cover letter and resume for another job in NYC tonight -- among some other duties that I'm sure I'm forgetting at the moment but will hopefully come to me at some point tonight. Rah.
Anyway, here's a quiz (!) gacked from pretty little Wendy-go:
Which Star Wars character are you?
Kinda on point for a quiz that didn't offer answers that I felt were particularly applicable to me. (Except for that part about being a loyal companion who gives a 100% effort when I'm needed most, 'cause no one ever needs me!) Interesting.
I returned to Ganguro Girl last night, and, utilizing some cheats that I hunted down on the web, was able to beat the game and win the love of Saori Nako. Hurrah! I don't know how I would've done it without having done that, though -- it's possible, I think, but you'd have to be pretty lucky about not getting arrested and you'd have to be a damned good guesser when she asks you stupid questions for which she hasn't previously supplied an answer. And make sure to write down the day of your first kiss -- 'cause she'll actually ask if you remember what day it was! Ad nauseam. Perhaps this is good advice for dealing with real live girls, too.
You're the man now, dog!
Yes. And to finish, a couple of crazy links from ST@N and the #db crew:
And for those of you who heard the recent story about the man who died of a perforated colon as a result of letting a horse fuck him but didn't catch the part about the incident being captured on film -- and would be interested in seeing something pretty sick -- here's the link to the video of the horse fucking the man in mpeg and wmv formats. Horse dicks are two feet long.
Alrighty, that's all I've got for now. Wish me luck on that interivew (or not, if you're in the NYC area and have been looking forward to my arrival) -- maybe I'll have time to take some photos of myself in my suit with my bloodshot eyes before I run out the door. Until next time, ja!
Becky says: 
