I run Scary-Crayon!
I own a lot of crazy DVDs, too.
Yes, I actually wrote a 50,000+ word "novel" in a single month -- and here's how I did it! :D
DUNCAN MACPHISH
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I almost always take into account the possibility that someone might be put off by what I say, but apparently I'm at my most offensive on those few occasions when I don't anticipate offense as a possible reaction to my words. Strange!
Do I want to cook tonight? I don't know.
That's just it though -- I'm not sure it makes sense to call them my friends, at least not in a more meaningful sense of the word. You know how you can know a person for years and yet not really know a person at all? It's kinda like that.
And with me, not cooking doesn't entail going out -- it means either microwaving something frozen or settling for a cereal dinner. 
Cooking with me isn't often healthy, either, as it usually involves submerging something in a bowl of pancake batter and frying the soup in a grease-filled pan!
Yes, you want to cook tonight. It's healthier and way more yummy then going out. (Less expensive too.) ^_^
Also, they wouldn't be offended if they were your friends. Cause I'm pretty offensive all the time, but I don't usually mean what I say in the mean interpretation, only the funny way.