Suppose that you are me.

Now suppose that you are me and this doesn't cause you to immediately hurl yourself in front of a double-decker bus approaching at 80 mph.

Still with us? Good!

You walk into a Hot Topic store and, as you browse the action figures in the back, you find two figures that strike your fancy. More importantly, you remember that you have $4 left on a gift card -- and, given that you've had this card for at least two years, you think it might be a good idea to spend the rest of the money today. Which of the two options below most appeals to you? Or rather -- since you are me, owing to the premise -- which do you think would most appeal to me?

A) NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Michelangelo -- $15.99

B) Marvel Select Zombie Hulk -- $4.99

There are no prizes for a correct answer, but perhaps it will allow you to feel secure in the knowledge that you have correctly deduced my actions in this particular situation.