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May 21, 2006
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''I am not a fucking piece of meat.''

Mai Shiranui was the first video game character with bouncing breasts.

-posted by Wes | 4:27 am
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Is she also the first video game character to snap like a twig based on her physically impossible anatomy? Yeesh.

-posted by De | May 21, 2006 | 1:43 pm

Ouch. Bouncing breasts. Ouch and double ouch!

-posted by Mickey | May 26, 2006 | 1:14 am

Do bouncing breasts really hurt? As much as it happens with women in video games, you'd think it feels good. (Really, shin guards and spiked gloves and all manner of weapons and they don't bother to wear sports bras? Maybe they like the distraction factor...) I guess Mai's ninja skills prevent it from bothering her. :)

-posted by Wes | May 27, 2006 | 12:29 am

I certainly can't speak for anyone but myself, but bouncing breasts can be painful. But it usually depended on what time of the month it was. Plus, the size of the breasts in question would affect the discomfort, as well.

-posted by Mickey | May 27, 2006 | 10:09 am

This is really educational, and fun to play with. Boob Bounceometer!

-posted by Keeper | May 28, 2006 | 12:23 pm

I fixed the first link, Keeper. That's very... interesting. Who wants to bet that more guys are viewing that page than women in need of a little more support?

-posted by Wes | May 28, 2006 | 12:36 pm
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