Comments on: I’m such a nice guy.

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 01 May 2007 02:53:40 +0000

Kids say the darndest and the rudest things. My nephew, when he was five, told me that I was ugly. I guess, at least one upshot for my mom being so strict is that I never said something like that to anyone.

By: Wes

Wes — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:52:26 +0000

Whoa, wha? I have spawned no children, I assure you.

By: Dude

Dude — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:52:06 +0000

Don't feel bad, a lot of good fathers like you, get little or no respect from their children.

By: Spoodles

Spoodles — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:30:47 +0000

You kidding me? If you had punted him down the block, you would still have been charitable. That's a torturous-murder-meriting offense.