Because it's certainly not the champagne. Or is it? I'm such a lightweight. Haha yup. Funny drunk Wes. So tonight was the Morse Screw. If you're not familiar with screw dances, they're when your room/suitemates get together and basically set you up with a blind date for the dance. Sometimes you point to a girl and say, "I think she's hot," and your roomies/suities (haha, suities) do their best to hook you up, other times they just go for it without you. It's called a screw because of obvious reasons, and because, sometimes, your live-in-mates really screw you over if you get a bad date. HA HA. So yeah. (more...)